come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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