if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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