escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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