Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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