Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
this hospital has no fireball
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Randomize
