I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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