Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
