im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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