the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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