Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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