Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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