Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
this is an emotional support booty call
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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