I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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