Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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