Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
COCAINE IS GR8
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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