I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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