I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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