seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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