come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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