Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
