ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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