Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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