I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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