My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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