AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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