3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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