you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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