she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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