their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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