Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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