Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I love you. Go after that dick
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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