honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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