And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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