How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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