Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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