Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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