Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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