So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
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