she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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