only if we run a train.
done.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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