My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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