We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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