i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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