i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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