Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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