I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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