So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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