carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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