This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Randomize
