I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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