Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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