i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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