either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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