he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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