He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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