Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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