i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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