The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
