She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Barsexuality is the new black.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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